Rajinikanth jokes

• Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house!
• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
• Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
• Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'.
• Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
• Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
• When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
• Rajinikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
• When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!"