- ”Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put any fucking where in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense ;)
- Just wanna be a good guy, no matter how hard it is…
- People always say hard work pays off in future but, why wouldn’t they think of Laziness that pays off now.
- I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
- Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, know why?? It isn’t my birthday today!!
- It’s too bad that not many people repeat their mistakes. I’m so good at it.
- wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and kiss him.
- Best file compression around: “DELETE” = 100% compression.
- I want to kill the smartest person in the world… but suicide is a crime, you know!!
- If you try to fail and you succeed, have you succeeded or failed?
