”Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put any fucking where in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense ;)
Just wanna be a good guy, no matter how hard it is…
People always say hard work pays off in future but, why wouldn’t they think of Laziness that pays off now.
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, know why?? It isn’t my birthday today!!
It’s too bad that not many people repeat their mistakes. I’m so good at it.
wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and kiss him.
Best file compression around: “DELETE” = 100% compression.
I want to kill the smartest person in the world… but suicide is a crime, you know!!
If you try to fail and you succeed, have you succeeded or failed?
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