- Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
- Class teacher once said... "pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
- Once Hindi teacher said..."I'm going out of the world to America.."
- "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
- don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
- it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said... " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
- teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
- "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
- My manager started like this... "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
- "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
- "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
- LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
- Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
- Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
- "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?"
- Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?
- Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
