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Funny Killer English

  • Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
  • Class teacher once said... "pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
  • Once Hindi teacher said..."I'm going out of the world to America.."
  • "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
  • don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
  • it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said... " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
  • teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
  • "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
  • My manager started like this... "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
  • "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
  • "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
  • LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
  • Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
  • Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
  • "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?"
  • Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?
  • Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"