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LKGboy: mam maths easy ga cheppandi
MAM: Ela. ra
Boy: 3sha x 3sha = 9thara ila cheppandi madam

Bhaktudu: deva naku baadalu ivvu, dhukam ivvu, tension ivu, narakam ivu, himsa ivu and torcher kuda ivu
God: yedava oka matalo cheppuchuga 'LOVER' kavalani

News: An indian missed gold medal in swimming.
Sardar: Machi paniayyinidi gold medalvesukuni evadu swimming ki vellamannadu

principal: e exams lo meerantha 90% thechukovali.
student: ledu sir ,100% thechukuntam.
princi: joke ah?
student: ni yabba,evadra frst jokesindi

Sardar: went to cloth market
Sardar: manchi cloth chupinchu.
Salesman: sir, plain lo chustara?
Sardar: nee yabba! Plane lo, rocket lo kadu ikkade chupinchu.

Sardar: sir, naku roju bedhirimpu calls vasthunnai..
Police: yemani?
Sardar: RECHARGE cheyinchakapothe mobile connection CUT chestamani

Balayya: meets aishwarya in film awards.
Balayya: sorry ash naku eglish,hindi teledu
ASH: iam extremely Sorry asalu naku nuvvu teliyadu. who r u...?

Aparichitudu kills negliance.
shivaji kills block money.
togure kills curruption..
but one and only
balakrishna kills . . . . . audiens.

IND VS PAK war
PAK: 1 Genral 10 Comndrs 100 War bots 1000 Jet plnes 10000 wepons 100000 Soldiers
IND: PLSMA TV at BORDR VTH BALA KRISHNA MOVIE

boy: na hrudayam kaliga undi ,
girl: cheppu theyala ,
boy: pichidana nahrudayam emanna gudi anukunava caeppulu vesukone ra paruvaledv ok na