The Corporate language...

"We will do it"
means
"You will do it"
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"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"
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"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"
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"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".
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"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
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"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"
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"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"
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"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"
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"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
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"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"
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"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
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"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
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"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"
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"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."
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"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"
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"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"
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"All the Best"
means
"You are in trouble"