Ideal Profile of a Software Engineer

About me	:	I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status	:	what?
Birthday	:	The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age	:	10111(in binary)
Here for	:	web browsing in company hours.
Children	:	can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity	:	Programmer.
Languages I speak	:	Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion	:	I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view	:	the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor	:	weekly.
Fashion	:	Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking	:	The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking	:	The first is this. Pets Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living	:	Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown	:	My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage	:	http//naukri.com, http//jobsahead.comß- Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions	:	searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports	:	quake, CS (Counter Strike),computer chess.
Activities	:	Are you crazy?
Books	:	"How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl"(I want this book if u have any knowledge abt this pl tell me ), "Java Unleashed", "C++ at ur footsteps", Others censored.
Music	:	Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows	:	can't afford one.
Cuisines	:	Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of Home.