Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys ?
A. ‘Parent Keys not found !’
Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one ?
A. ‘Duplicate value on index !’
Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all ?
A. ‘Value larger than specified precision !’
Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else’s girlfriend and get kicked out ?
A. ‘Insufficient privileges on the specified object !’
Q. What if you don’t get any response from the girl next door ?
A. ‘No data found ! or Query caused no rows retrieved !’
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too ?
A. ‘ SELECT INTO returns too many rows !’
Q. What if you dial a wrong number ?
A. ‘Invalid number’ or ‘ object doesn’t exist !’
Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet ?
A. ‘Object is found mutating !’
Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you ?
A. ‘Discrete transaction failed !’
Q. What if you see ‘theatre full’ when you go to a movie ?
A. ‘Maximum number of users exceeded !’
Q. What if you don’t get table in the lunch room ?
A. ‘System out of table space !’
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